A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
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Get the Michael hughes mug.Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.
In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.
R.I.P. Hutch.
In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.
R.I.P. Hutch.
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Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.
Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"
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Get the Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage mug.The best man you could ever meet. Has many dreams and aspirations. Is a goal setter and go getter. Doesn’t let events of the past stop their future. Loves with all their heart and never quits on what his heart desires. Definitely isn’t “ugly af”
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Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.
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