Michael , he is the most sweet , generous and amazing guy you will ever meet. He is there when you are sad , and will make you smile like no one else has. He will make you laugh when you least expect it. He brings you joy , because just looking. At him gives you butterflies that will last a life time. Michael is very smart and know when someone is sad , but yet Michael can’t tell when you’ve fallen for him .... p.s. to the Michael reading this that girl you’ve been talking to you , who shares her saddest feeling even when it hurts her to tell you , she’s a keeper for life , she’s going to be there in thick or thin. Now is you’re time to take a leap of faith and put in everything for this girl , you may not know it but Michael she loves you
by Michaellovesyou5230 October 28, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. A complicated person genuinely being a bit stupid at times he tries to make others laugh and like him however he hides his real feelings and doesn’t tell anyone about them but having a Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who you can tell anything
by Randomboi69 May 12, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.
"Michael, fuck me hard!"
by crazypaddy's March 17, 2016
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a fantastic amazing guy with an incredible sense of humor! Super kind and sweet once ya get to know him.. Secretly has a super sexual and Kinky side. Will drive you absolutely insane with love. HIS SMILE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD..no matter how many times he denies it!
by Dogs1 <3 September 9, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. He will kill you.
Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.
All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.
All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.
by FelixWilhelm June 19, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. A hot boy who you might have a crush on but are so secretive about it you can't even tell your bestest of friends.
by Me_1 April 24, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is usually the best boyfriend you can have. He is cute, funny, smart, and athletic. Michaels are usually really nice to women. Michael has a long penis and knows how to get it done!
Girl: I don’t know this guys name but he has a really long penis
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
Other girl: Wow! He must be a Michael!
by LookAtMyTitties January 16, 2019
Get the Michaelmug.