by Saltywafflekike August 22, 2022

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.
by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....
Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now
by The D and The V November 26, 2013

Something that you're just not ready to hear about yet. Close cousins with the Vietnamese shame wheel.
Dude 1: Holy crap dude, last night I went to a Mexican slumber party...
Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?
Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...
Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?
Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...
by NotReadyMan December 5, 2013

by Crimsongirl September 5, 2016

Diarrhea after eating very spicy food. When your asshole is burning because you ate too much of that delicious jalapeños.
by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.
by Quentindes May 1, 2015
