mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

by Reemo December 05, 2006

mexican shower

when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body

that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker

by thaboiacrossthastreet November 09, 2009

mexican shower

Alternate to traditional shower. Spraying some air freshener vertically over your head and letting the mist fall on your body/clothes for quick, easy and cheap oder destruction.

Drew rolled out of bed realizing he was late for class, and grabbed the fabreez for a quick mexican shower.

by the D. November 20, 2009

mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

by toolg July 11, 2003

mexican shower

When someone is so lazy they cant stand the thought of even a 5 minute shower, they will spray their can of Pheonix Axe over themselves for a period of time.

WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES?! Shit..i'll just take a mexican shower * proceeds to spray axe over body for 7 seconds *

by MUNER ACT November 12, 2009

mexican shower

A quick cleansing of the face and armpits.

Cleaning of the face and armpits in an environment where water is limited.

by Chris Wheeler June 30, 2003

Mexican shower

(n) To apply liberal amounts of deodorant and/or perfume to mask body odor when actually showering is impossible, undesirable or too time consuming.
See Italian shower.

"Just take a Mexican shower and come over, we're running late."

I've taken many a Mexican shower during international flights- 9 hours on a plane, stanky!

by 83 July 07, 2006