Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

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The Holy Grail of sexual positions.

They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.

I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.

They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..

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Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

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Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

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When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

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