Meron

A boring person.

That librearian is such a Meron!

by ImEritrean March 22, 2022

meron

The slang term used for unstable meth addict that lives in downtown dirty doorways askin for spare underwear.

Also, the slang term for moron.

That kid in our marketing class is such a Meron!

by Annonymous Mofo December 3, 2007

Meron

A guy that is very feminine and likes other guys. they are also weak and submissive. They usually dont like to give dick(they dont really have a choice), but they like to take it.

Wow that homo right there is a Meron.

by ImEritrean March 22, 2022

Meron

A tall black boy who is funny and pulls a lot of girls and his a bit of acne. He could be shy at first but then he will be the most funniest but most annoying person you ever met

Yo who that dude that stole my girl , oh thas meron

by Ggubvmkhgfbbnkk October 18, 2019

Meron

Meron is the most sexyest guy in the room he steals the breath right from your lungs when he walks in a room he will be the man of your dreams and treat you like your the only woman in the world he never lacks laughter and always has a positive outlook on life when you have a Meron of your own he will always make sure to make your life a whole lot better

Hey you see that guy over there.

Yeah that's a meron!

by AKTEAME89 March 27, 2025

The Melon Man

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."

"The Melon Man is coming for you..."

by anonymous October 12, 2020

melon man

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.

The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!

by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020