Mind of Mencia

n.
The absolute worst television show ever aired, or, for that matter, concieved by man. It is a void, a black hole completly empty of any mirth or comedy whatsoever. It is a momentous failure of mankind and God. It is the humor equivalent of Absolute Zero; so blatantly unfunny that it can only be achieved through a controlled laboratory setting. This leads some to believe that Mind of Mencia was, in fact, created specifically as an experiment to find the most unhumorous idea possible, but it's hard to imagine that any but the most sadistic would even contemplate unleashing such an abhorrition as MoM on the world.

Also, vb: Mencian
Something so horrible it compares to the calibur of the unholy blight itself, Mind of Mencia. It has yet to be used seriously, because come on, let's face it, nothing is that fucking bad.

"Dude, that class was so bad...it was, like mencian." (It is as bad as Mind of Mencia)
"Woah, woah. Hold up. It wasn't that bad."
"You're right. NOTHING IS THAT BAD."

by Mr. Bokbizzawk September 21, 2005

Mencia'd

Borrowing or Stealing someone else's joke, and later telling the same joke, but wording it different at the office or at a party.

Stealing a joke not of your own creation.

Simon heard a funny joke at work that afternoon, when he told it later that night at the bar, a coworker got angry because Simon had Mencia'd his joke from earlier that day.

by Btelepath March 26, 2007

Meningococcal

the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.

student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal

by jake. lol April 15, 2021

meninjortis

A neurologic disease afflicting men who wear jean shorts, often effects of this disease include varous wrinkley tatoos, several inches of butt crack showing at all times, and cut off sleeve plaid shirts. Other, more threatning effects can be alcohalism, loss of teeth, terrible smell of cigarettes and/or chrystal meth, and serious mullet action.

Bubba waqs diagnosed with meninjortis after being seen on a liquor-cycle with a cigarette and beer in hand, sporting a rebel flag tee shirt on the way to the flea market.

by Pompous Richie June 9, 2011

Manziyenko

Manziyenko- n.; Sexiest male human being alive.

Manziyenko- Russian denomination frequently referencing an Adonis-like character.

That manziyenko got me wet just by casting a glance at me.

by DeathzAngel69 February 25, 2009

manzify

(verb): to infect through contact with an infected epidermis or flaking, infected skin. Var: manzified, manzification, manzistration.

"Rick got mad, scratched his elbow over my sushi, and threatend to manzify me...".

by signthis December 21, 2008

Menifee, Ca

A once rural town now saturated w/ghetto from LA & OC. The old folks that live in Sun City aren’t too happy with the fact the community is booming with under 40 somethings & also more the younger families. The not so good area to live is north & the bulk of apartments on Encanto where the crack motel is - the cluttered complexes being before said senior complex. Loud cars go boom boom (crappy speakers & music), little boys w/little wee wee complex speeding for no reason & just literally a cluster eff of people who live like they were raised in the back woods. Everyone that owns a house in that area throws parties every other weekend not having a back or front yard & are literally on the sidewalk with tents. And a bad hospital that never has cars in parking lot. Further towards Ethanac rd is dry ass weed homes that shouldn’t be. The ritzy side is far south. Most own their homes pay HOA fees & all of them have the Menifee lakes that are not open to the public. Homeowners are just as territorial & will rat you out if they feel you don’t belong there. There are a lot of shopping centers popping out, but not enough stocked on shelves. Other than cheap home prices which are going up like their neighboring city Murrieta, it’s appeal is like the hood life of LA, or living in slop, hooked on crack & bums terrorizing old people because they’re pieces of crap human, this might not be a fit for you.

You can take the boy-girl out of the hood (& move to Menifee, Ca), but the hood comes with them.

by Idgafish August 16, 2021