Melker

A name describing an unusually anoying boy.

Melker is so annoying.

by Mynameajeffthethefirst December 23, 2018

Melker

The sexiest guy in the world! He has the biggest dick too!

"See that guy over ther?! He better be a Melker!"
"Hes so hot!"

by TJooooooo March 7, 2017

Melker

A very smart person that has A+ in every subject. He is also a damm sexy kid

I'm So Melker

by Mr best December 14, 2016

melker

Melker is a guy with a tiny dick, short hair and a ugly face. Melker is usaly short and enoying. He also like black music.

-Your'e such a Melker...
-Fuck you!

by melker 2006 December 12, 2016

Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

Melker Kreutz

He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

by Melfons November 11, 2020

Melker

A guy... maybe?

oh look. its melker. he's a guy... maybe?

by TotallyNotHelga November 9, 2022