melissaness

I girl named Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.

guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.

by Babator September 5, 2008

Melisande

A athletic girl who love potatoes. She loves horses and is very close to her family. But if you ever say something on the wrong foot, take care.
RIP
she's a piece of love

Woa, Melisandes here act cool, act cool.

by Poopanuter March 14, 2018

Melissasexual

Attraction to Melissa Benoist

Mom: Are you bisexual?
Me: No, i'm Melissasexual.

by Nobody, Melissa Benoist fan December 30, 2020

Melissandre

(n): a girl who is kind, almost to a fault and a friend to all. Melissandre is known to be a stylish class act, and has a notable level of intellectual abilities. She's the type of girl you look at and think, "Darn, this chic has it all together!" Melissandre is they type of girl to have the best accessories, the best snacks, and the best manners. Not to mention her sense of humor and charm. She's your typical star-student who is a talented and gifted overachiever, but handles it all so seamlessly. She gives off the vibes of your typical girl next door, your best friend's hot older sister, and the sweet babysitter who everyone loves, all in one. Everyone needs a Melissandre in their life.

I want to be a Melissandre when I grow up!

by Cantaloupe Antelope November 22, 2021

MELISSABRECCIA

MELISSABRECCIA is a small organization for organic lampshades. It's founded by a 4'11" Filipino/Austrian/Spanish/Italian/Black writing major. She decided to create the MELISSABRECCIA organization when she encountered a lamp shade that wasn't recycled. Since millions of old ladies are throw away lampshades everyday, she created millions of recyclable lamp shades. The lamps are called MELISSABRECCIA.

"Hey dude, did you hear about MELISSABRECCIA?"
"Yeah, it's such a sweet model. Totally recyclable. You can have mine if I ever get bored of it." dwarf lampshades recyclable

by k00ld00dy January 10, 2010

melissanthi

best human you‘ll ever meet! also a very lost human being. falls very hard for guys and is very goofy and funny. Melissanthi also tends to be very straightforward and has great titts

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You will never need anybody else!! She‘s a bad bitch

I will never get over you baby

Fuck me Melissanthi

by LostBossBitch April 18, 2020

melissabenoistsexual

when you feel a sexual attraction towards melissa benoist

i can't stop looking at pictures and videos of melissa benoist. I must be melissabenoistsexual!

by gayforbenoist January 25, 2021