megamorton

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). As these levels the body is at least half salt.
See Also Morton, KiloMorton, GigaMorton

After his girlfriend cheated on him, he was soo salty that we estimated 2 MegaMortons.

by NightWolf August 26, 2018

megamounts

huge amounts (of data); a virtual equivalent of a person's Facebook profile contents published on the Internet.

In our digital lives, we generate megamounts of data.

by mno October 23, 2013

Metamour

1. A lover of all things related to Facebook. Someone who loves posting, reading, or debating on the Meta platform.

2. Members of Mark Zuckerbergs personal fan club, also known as Meta Zuckers, or Metas.

He's been throwing up 30 posts a day, he's such a metamour

by Roofus-Maximus November 8, 2021

Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.

Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

megamorph

A very cool tall, yellow, robot that shapeshifts from a transformer to a very nice looking car. He was introduced in the first “Pizazz Lizard Who’s Secretly a Totally Hot Babe but was Cursed to be a Lizard,” as a minor antagonist, the marvelous monstrosity of machinery, and is later developed into a major supporting character. He plays a large role in helping Valentine Jackson to open up by becoming his lover, eventually even having a child with the legendary Jackson. (Felony) While transforming, Megamorph likes to hype up the crowd by using his tiny robot arms to attempt to raise the roof. While commencing this ritual, Megamorph likes to chant, “ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY TO MEET THE MARVELOUS MONSTROSITY OF MACHINERY?” just about as many times as he raises his arms. Due to Felony, Megamorph and Valentine Jackson are given the opportunity to help Pizazz lizard and Prince Remi with their child! Megamorph is a cool dude who may or may not appear at your local fair and make the aesthetic videos of fireworks you took even better with his very loud and obnoxious hype train.

Person 1: Who’s that hot hunk of machinery? 😍😍
Valentine Jackson: That’s Megamorph, and he’s my man 😡😡

by hey sexy 🎷🌝 July 3, 2023