meatflaps

the labia minor

In that photo, you really can see her meatflaps.

by houston texas September 3, 2003

meatslops

A sloppy vagina; resembling bad roast beef, a wilted flower, or a spoiled pack of hot dogs.

Joey Slops banged that girl with the meatslops lastnight. He said it was awful, but he couldn't stop.

by Joey Slops January 9, 2011

Meatscapade

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority

A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.

by philasaurus December 20, 2012

Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.

Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap

by Greg247 August 5, 2008

meatclappers

wen both balls clap into each other like a war

my meatclappers are clappen like biggie v.s 2 pac

by Alex Rachal March 18, 2005

meatflap

Pussy Lips.Labia....the folds of a taco.

That bitchs' meatflaps reminded me of a roast beef sandwhich

by Trouble April 11, 2005