meatcase

a male that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of marijuana and/or alchohol. said male will say and/or do things that are homosexual while under the influence but deny ever saying and/or doing afore mentioned thing while not under the influence, can be spelled meatcase or meat case

"D.J., you know you were talking about what kind of men you wanted to have sex while we were high last night last night."
"I did not!"
"Dude, you are such a meatcase!"

by THH May 17, 2006

meatgasm

When you eat so much meat you convult in pleasure.

Robert ate an entire Meatlovers pizza and started having meatgasms on the floor.

by erosannin July 20, 2005

metamasturbation

When you masturbate to a porno within a porno.
For example, when you are watching a porno and suddenly realize that the porno that the characters in the porno are watching is hotter than the porno that they themselves are doing.

Creeper 1: Dude, did you watch Ass Adventure IV yet?
Creeper 2: Yeah, but I don't remember anything from it. I ended up doing some metamasturbation when the girlfriend put on that video in the living room to get herself in the mood.

by St.Grizzly May 18, 2011

meatcase

A guy who says he is straight, but has homosexual tendencies, especially when under the influence of drugs (especially marijuana). when not high or drunk this person will try to deny him saying things that were not straight when he was high/drunk.

Dj is a meatcase, hes soooooo gayyyyy.

by THH May 16, 2006

meatmares

A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Usually accompanying meat sweats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

I kept waking up with meatmares from the meat platter I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant.

by valderp June 21, 2007

Pink Meatmask

the role of sticking your face into a woman's vagoo.

my girlfriend begged me to where my Pink Meatmask.

by Heath n Tripp June 27, 2009

Viking Meatman

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.

Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??

by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010