Meat Sweats

A negative reaction from external stimuli as a result from a traumatic, violent blow to the anus by forceful intercourse.

Ardez saw FRANK the other day and his asshole immediately tensed while breaking into uncontrollable meat sweats.

by Jayhalili162 November 01, 2006

Meat Sweats

Meat sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

ugh i woke up with some meat sweats Grayson Dolan

by Dolanspearl December 10, 2017

meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

by Rodgey December 21, 2005

meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.

"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."

by Telin October 28, 2003

meat sweats

A condition experienced during sleep characterized by significant discomfort, sweating, and delusional dreams that is triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

The meat platter that I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant gave me the meat sweats, which kept me up all night with really bad dreams.

by Slobodan July 23, 2005

Meat sweats

When you eat too much steak and you start to sweat

"Yo bro we was at carbones last night and i ate a whole fuckin porterhouse and got the meat sweats kid"

by Hambeatz January 05, 2018

meat sweats

Similar to a 'food coma', this happens when a person eats too much meat or too many different types of meat in one meal.

Mike: Breakfast was sooooo good!
John: Dude, I know...so much bacon, though...I'm starting to get the meat sweats.

by fatter and uglier August 02, 2011