McSorley

A McSorley is the act of doing a man/woman from behind and pulling out quickly and standing up so that your erect penis is hanging to the side of their face, only to unexpectedly smack them across the face with it as they turn around, hopefully giving them a grade 3 concussion similar to the on-ice incident between Marty McSorley and Donald Brashear.
This term is used to pay tribute to one of hockey's greatest goons and also the protector of Wayne Gretzky. Used primarily in the Annapolis Valley region of Nova Scotia.

i.e. (doctor to male in waiting room of hospital) "how did this happen?"

"I McSorleyed her right in the face. I am sure to get a suspension for that shit."

by The Wonder from Down Under November 16, 2007

McSorley

Named after the famed ship captain Ernest M McSorley who died in the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Similar to the word "fuck," McSorley can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb. It's used to describe the last of something, as the captain was the last to go down with his ship.

1. I've only got 29 beers, let's chug and see who gets the McSorley beer!

2. Let's meet at the theatre at 8; McSorley to arrive buys snacks

by peter drozda December 14, 2017

mcsorley lacking

Describes the quantity/quality of judgement possessed/used by the good-natured but slightly-overconfident captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald during its fatal journey in a horrendous storm.

The Captain of da "Big Fitz" may indeed have been "well seasoned" and experienced in Great Lakes navigating, but unfortunately his judgement was mcsorley lacking during the final voyage.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Bottom bobber McSwirly

After taking a shit in the toilet, the girl (or guy) starts trying to eat the shit like they're bobbing for apples. While they're bobbing for the shit, you are having sex from the back. Than, right as you're about to nut you flush the toilet giving them a swirly

She's a freak dude, she even let me do the bottom bobber McSwirly

by squidturtle704 January 7, 2026