Tommy McMurtry

A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins

Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”

by LongDongSIlver42069 July 9, 2019

James McMurtry

James McMurtry is an American rock and folk rock/americana singer, songwriter, guitarist, bandleader, and occasional actor. He performs with veteran bandmates Daren Hess, Cornbread, and Tim Holt. His father, novelist Larry McMurtry, gave him his first guitar at age seven.

My favorite James McMurtry song is Choctaw Bingo.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

McMurtryism

(n., informal, used among Rice University students)

the perception/false belief that a residential college is better just because the facilities are newer

ety: McMurtry College is one of Rice University’s newer dorms, and there is a tendency among Murts (residents of McMurtry) to claim superiority

Murt: Pull up to 5th floor, it’s lit like always!!
Anyone else: Just another example of McMurtryism…

by BakerCumsFirst April 8, 2022

Tommy McMurtry

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.

"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."

by justapumpkin May 31, 2019

McMurtry College

The ninth residential college of Rice University (or tenth if you are only counting dormitories). McMurtry has a plethora of punted pandas, a war conch, and the ownership of the University's finest pizza oven and a majority share of West Servery.

What is that loud conch and yelling about? / Oh it's just McMurtry College being INTENSE.

by Murt2521 April 14, 2011

McMurtry College

The best college at Rice University by far. Our building pwns, as does our food. MUUURT!

McMurtry! What? McMurtry! Fuck yeah! McMurtry College FTW.

by Murt14 April 12, 2011

McMurtry

The McMurtry family is a big bunch of rednecks and hillbillies. They like to fish, brink beer, and a lot of their bottom lips are filled with chewing tobacco.

Mama's don't let your babies grow up and date a McMurtry

by Itsjustasmartperson September 13, 2020