May 31st

National suck dick on trampoline day

Omg it’s may 31st grab your land and suck his dick on the trampoline

by Love kids October 17, 2019

may 31st

the day i was born without my consent

"mother. Why was i born in May 31st?"

by Theo_Bruhhhhh March 23, 2021

May 31st 2004

The day the man with the smallest penis was born... Mr. Men. Also known as Mr. Men Day!

Person 1: Hey, it's May 31st 2004, Keshav was born!
Person 2: Oh, Keshav, as in Mr. Men? It's Mr. Men Day!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

May 31st

Annoy your best friend day

It’s may 31st I have to annoy my best friend

by Mlcg1 May 29, 2022

May 31st

National Kiss a boy with freckles day

May 31st.

by I eat apple juice May 30, 2022