May 31st

National suck dick on trampoline day

Omg it’s may 31st grab your land and suck his dick on the trampoline

by Love kids October 17, 2019

may 31st

the day i was born without my consent

"mother. Why was i born in May 31st?"

by Theo_Bruhhhhh March 24, 2021

May 31st 2004

The day the man with the smallest penis was born... Mr. Men. Also known as Mr. Men Day!

Person 1: Hey, it's May 31st 2004, Keshav was born!
Person 2: Oh, Keshav, as in Mr. Men? It's Mr. Men Day!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 03, 2022

National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 19, 2019

Ass and tits pics may 31st

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

May 31st

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.

??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"

by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024