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Mats

The words etymology is old latin and was first noticed in 840 AD by a man named Swaut Dehucon. He spent his last years writing books about words found in teen subcultures around the Roman Empire. Swaut discovered the word in Athen while speaking to the local priest. The priest told Swaut about the worst word he had heard, a word a teenager once had said while attending church. At first Swaut didn't understand why the word was a bad word, but as the priest went on, Swauts eyes opened more and more.

Swaut decided to dedicate a good 10 pages of his first book to just this word. The word "Mats". Swauts book was never finished as he passed away too early, and as the years went on the book was forgotten. 15 years later when Swauts grandaugther went up to the loft on a random ocatiow
Now to the point you have all been waiting for, what doess this mean and bad word mean? Well here it goes: A man with a small dick. The word also gives the impression of "talking down" people with small penises. Thats why the priest thought it was such a bad word.
Example 1

Girl 1 walks up to Girl 2
Girl 1 "I went out with that guy from Tinder yesterday"
Girl 2 "Ohhh, how did it go?"
Girl 1 "It was cool, until we went to bed. He was a mats ..."
Girl 2 "Hahaha"

Example 2

Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2.

Guy 2 "Whats up?"
Guy 1 "Stfu"
Guy 2 "Wtf man, why so mean?"
Guy 1 "I heard rumors that you were a mats"
Guy 1 wwalks awawy awkwardly
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1. A hideout near the canteen that has now been ruined by muzzas, lebos, sevys, teachers and school dickheads.
1. Mats? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
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Mats

He is a sporty, strong and hot guy. Everyone want a Mats in their life. He is kind, but can break your heart, watch out girls.
No example everyone who has ever met a Mats felt in love with Jim and fainted at The spot
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Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?

Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
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ugly ass nigga that has A.D.H.D. he likes to eat his own fucking boogers. he also likes to smoke, he gets his joints by sucking off elder classmates, did i forget to mention? he is gay. he also looks like a fusion between a racoon and donald trump
person 69"that faggot is so annoying! all he does is suck off Dennis!"
person 420"you mean Mats?"
by GaresHater March 6, 2018
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He has the best name ever, Mats!
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Mats

Slang for people who get fired

Or a generally creative employee
Why is that guy no longer in the company? Well, it turned out he was a Mats
by Matstjafs May 26, 2019
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