Masturdebate

When a person debates with him or herself to masturbate or not.

Man, I really wanna go out and party tonight, but I kind of wanna stay home and masturbate. I can't believe I have to masturdebate over this...

by zlateh00 September 12, 2010

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by hitbyirony April 14, 2011

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by tee too April 14, 2011

masturdebate

The act of jacking the beanstalk in a group while debating on photos of various women

"To masturdebate is to fap with a group of four or more people whilst debating on how hot or not girls are in various pornographic pictures."

by Jackthebeanstalker69 October 18, 2015