Masturdebate

When a person debates with him or herself to masturbate or not.

Man, I really wanna go out and party tonight, but I kind of wanna stay home and masturbate. I can't believe I have to masturdebate over this...

by zlateh00 September 12, 2010

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by tee too March 29, 2011

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by hitbyirony March 29, 2011

masturdebate

The act of jacking the beanstalk in a group while debating on photos of various women

"To masturdebate is to fap with a group of four or more people whilst debating on how hot or not girls are in various pornographic pictures."

by Jackthebeanstalker69 September 03, 2015