by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016
Get the Mastervaping mug.I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011
Get the masternap mug.Related Words
the baker is a mastercaker
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014
Get the mastercaker mug.a creeper who is so creepy that they are a master; a creeper who draws sketches of counselors playing ukulele and then adds them on facebook because of this sketch being made said counselors profile picture.
dude did you just see lukas and miranda walk by? dude they are such mastercreepers, i saw their facebook pages
by mastercreeper101 September 26, 2010
Get the mastercreeper mug.1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
by pandeism September 30, 2010
Get the masterpraytion mug.A masterchain is four or more men fucking in a chain. The leader is known as the choochoo and the guy at the end is known as the coal cart
Erez, James, Ranman and Eirik were perticipating in a brutal masterchain. Erez was the coal cart and Eirik was the choochoo
by Fernandes April 16, 2004
Get the masterchain mug.A mix between Masturbation and Procrastination.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
It is when a person masturbates to pass time or to evade someone, leaving their obligations to the last possible moment to complete/endure.
House Party Scenario-
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
Jamie: What is Jimmy doing? He has been in the toilet for 30 minutes now.
Kieran: Oh he is masturcrating in there because he doesn't want to talk to Judy, he gave her herpes last week.
Jamie: Oh damn! Well Jimmy... Masturcrate the night away!
by J_Springer August 13, 2010
Get the Masturcrate mug.