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Saucy Martinez

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Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.

He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
by Ely Von Doom August 1, 2018
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Silly Martinez

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A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.
Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.
by Jazlene October 20, 2008
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Slutty Martinez

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Noun, Slang Highly appealing or interesting; attractive; Sexy Single Straight Male from Salt Lake City, Utah:

1.A person from Salt Lake City, Utah who is widely acknowledged to have sex appeal, the meaning of Yummy, a Man whose Macho is Gnarly!
2. A Man dedicated to supporting Single Mothers by Donating to Strip Clubs, and Finding the Cure for Breast Cancer.
3. A SL,UTty Martinez refers to a Salt Lake City, Utah association of Sexy, Slutty, Beer Drinkers.
"That guy over there is Such a Slutty Martinez!"

Boy tells Girl, "I am In Like with You"
Girl tells Boy, "I Love You"
Boy feels trapped and can't breathe and says "I am Sorry Hun, I am a Slutty Martinez, I have to Run"

"Women might be able to Fake Orgasms, but a Slutty Martinez can fake a Whole Relationship"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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Formerly owned my Texas State's own Shannon Gaga and was known as Carlos Spirit-Dog Cantu.

Due to physically,mentally and sometimes sexually abuse by S. Gaga, Carlos went to the higher spirit court to get emanicpated. Soon after, Carlos was quickly adopted by his new awesome mommy, Amanda. From there, Carlos had joined an awesome cool family consisted of Aunt Mandy, Hot Granny Brooke, Phil the spirit hamster and Cousin Ginger.

Carlos is happy and well-loved my his family and new set of friends!
How's the most awesome spirit animal to ever existed?

- Carlos Spirit-Dog Martinez !!!
by Smarles Smunior April 29, 2010
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A man who is trying to be better everyday. An excellent person and lead. He's learn a lot of the life so he can teach many things to the people who are around him.
Samuel Martínez said: you gotta try to be better day by day, Help me god to get better day by day! Never give up.
by Ansamen. November 19, 2016
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salivette martinez

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A beautiful and fierce young woman who is smart, strong, and independent. She is focused on her education and making money. Salivette is also very kind but won't let her kindness be taken for weakness.
Salivette Martinez is my #wcw.
by notsally May 22, 2018
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salty martinez

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When a guy cums on a taco and feeds it to you.
Girl, you look hungry... I'ma feed you a salty Martinez.
by Jomart443 December 11, 2016
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