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Wal-Mart Syndrome

When someone pays as little money possible for an item, and expects the item to be of the highest quality.
George: I went to wal-mart yesterday and got an amazing deal on this, but the first time I used it the thing broke. Doctor?

Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
by Mr. Ko-Ray June 7, 2011
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Wal Mart Shuffle

The act of getting to the bathroom while you're in Wal Mart, especially if you're far away from one.
Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,
by Leegin99 June 29, 2005
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wal mart shuffle

to buy a brand new ps3 from a videogame store and taking it to walmart, claiming you have no receipt, and then getting more money
dude i pulled a wal mart shuffle today
by newarkid May 21, 2007
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Wal-Mart Spinners

Whenever you stop at a stop sign, and have to get out and spin all the spinners yourself. By the time you're done with the fourth one, the first one had already stopped spinning.
You see Bobby's new Wal-Mart spinners yet?

Nah

Good because I watched him get his ass out of the car and spin the fuckers himself..
by L3fty_` March 2, 2011
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K-Mart Shit

The need to shit so badly that you can't make it to a proper restroom and settle for a terrible restroom - like the worst of all... K-Mart.
Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.
by farmermanjim August 28, 2010
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Wal Mart sack lunch

The act of a man penatrating a women from behind while eating a roast beef sandwich made with great value wal-mart brand off of her back.
The large man was happy to be able to make love while eating at the same time while performing a wal mart sack lunch.
by ogtripleog615 September 29, 2010
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K Mart Special

Expensive chrome rims so ugly they look like cheap hubcaps you would find at K Mart.
That cars riding on K Mart Specials
by Chevega July 22, 2007
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