mariguana

1. a dead iguana (preserved by a taxidermist) filled with marijuana and smoked to produce an effect similar to that of a marijuana cigarette or joint
2. a live iguana filled with marijuana and then burned so that the smoke may be inhaled to produce an effect similar to that of smoking a marijuana cigarette

I went to the taxidermist to acquire what I needed to make myself a mariguana.

by ...._...._.... January 3, 2014

Mad Mardigan

Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you shoot the tequila, have the waitress (or friend) slap you in the face with a raw chicken.

Bartender, I'm feeling a little nasty tonight; your finest Mad Mardigan please.

by The Groom of Doom April 16, 2009

mariguana

an iguana with marijuana leaves on its back

Did you see my new mariguana?

by fuckyeahbanana May 14, 2015

mariguana

mexican weed

deew nacixem
weed mexican
mariguanay

by hoobly December 23, 2010

Mardigerous

Created by a person baked out of his skull via crack. Mardigerous has no meaning and is simply used to confuse people. It's used as an adjective.

Dude, why are you so mardigerous?

by Zero One Six Four November 20, 2004

mardigan

Worn by that friend you aren't quite sure of; the mardigan says "I'm not dangerous" to the ladies, at the expense of saying "hey sailor" to the boys.
The aspiring metrosexual should be well equipt with a mardigan.

"man, steve is on fire tonight..."
"yeah, must be the mardigan"

"hey, can I buy you a drink"
"Sorry dude, I'm not actually..."
"OH, My bad, just assumed on account of fetching woolpiece"

by downinduram March 15, 2012

mariguana

an iguana with marijuana leaves on its back

Did you see my new mariguana?

by fuckyeahbanana May 14, 2015