Marlen Sittampalam 

A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.

Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watch down the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.

Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam

Marlen Sittampalam by Neeklen Neekampalam January 18, 2022

Madden Special 

Fellatio given while the receiver is playing a video game, including, but not limited to Madden, NBA, or Halo.

"Her Madden Specials are the reason I don't break up with her"

Madden Special by jbrwsf June 3, 2009

maren stewart 

A H0TT MAMA WH0 GETS AR0UND THE BL0CK BUT iS STiLL CHiLL ..CUL0000

MAREN HAS A NiCE CUL0 !

maren stewart by ashley March 6, 2005

marwen sakhri 

An unique Arabic name which found it's roots in the late 2003. Name is only distributed to people that posses the biggest dicks in the universe and to whom that wear a shark hoodie followed by yeezys.

God damn is that dick huge. Yea his name is probably Marwen Sakhri. Our Savior.

marwen sakhri by DeinRichterAmk February 26, 2018

madden special 

Fellatio, usually while the administrator is under the influence of alcohol.

Orville received the madden special while attending his colleague's cocktail party.

madden special by Chad Barrington January 10, 2008

The Madden Special

Where your blowing out a girl from the back and your brother slaps a piece of cheese on her ass. You nut on the cheese and make the girl take a bite.

I had The Madden Special today. I didn't know that's what my cheese needed.

The Madden Special by DecibelDeitz June 1, 2020

Marsden High School 

A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.

After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.

Marsden High School by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019