Marco Rubio

The guy you can rely on to do just about anything. How well is another question.

"Marco Rubio, President of Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, and Greenland.

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Marc O’Rubio

Don’t believe the cover story that his family is Cuban. Marc O’Rubio is as Irish as a leprechaun.

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An AR-15 rifle, named when a mass shooting victim said we should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

If you're going shopping could you pick me up some beef jerkey and a Marcorubio for tomorrow's hunting trip?

Marcorubio by Magnette February 24, 2018

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