March 9

March 9 is the day you (a female) must the kiss the boy closest to you on the cheek

*in a crowd*
guy: hey, guess what day it is?
girl: march nin- oh no
guy: yes, its march 9

by GiveMeYourNuts March 8, 2020

March 9

A day in which whomst must give head to a significant other

Give me March 9 silly goose

by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019

March 9

The prettiest and nicest girls are born on this day. You get one you’ll never wanna lose her. They’re kind, loyal, cute and funny. They also have a fat ass. You’re lucky to even meet one

Hey are you born on March 9th? You sure look like the perfect typa girl

by Suck mah dick October 20, 2019

March 9

Where the most biesxuel bitch was born;)
Biesxuelgang

Person 1: hey bro it's March 9 you know what that means😃

Person 2: it's BIESXUEL day bitches

by Imaalien;) November 2, 2019

March 9

A day in which whomst shall receive and gift head to thy significant other

So no March 9?

by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019

March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!

Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!

by Kayla Diamond March 8, 2022

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022