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Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.
Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.
by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013
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Manchuria

Noun - A state of great confusion, identity crisis and/or internal conflict.

Named after the geographical area in present China, Russia and Mongolia
"Manchuria is not a country - it is a state of mind"

Last week I was in a constant state Manchuria.
by Uncle Augie December 2, 2009
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Manshout

Verb: Manshout
Noun: Manshout
Adj: Manshouting, Manshouted

Manshouting is when a man with needs finally satisfies those needs after a long period of going without, has a need to show his masculinity or a combination of the two. He fills his lungs to capacity and releases an almost gorilla like roar or combines the sound with words, this would be used only to say useless or unnecessary statements typically at akward moments. For example, at a funeral In the middle of the silent moment you release a Manshout and say something to the effect of, "fishing makes me horny!!!" Fishing to establish masculinity by declaring yourself a sportsman and the sexual reference is there because of the newly established malehood.

Manshouting can however be useful such as Manshouting to your visiting Great Aunt Mildred when she opens the door to your room without knocking and your watching porn, to get the fuck out before you snap her hip with a 2 x 4. Again, establishing a male dominance by using lumber purchased at the hardware store as a weapon to establish control through violence by disintegrating her already calcium deprived hip bone.
A) Man 1: "Dude, it's 2:00am. Who's using a jackhammer outside???"

Man 2: "That's not a jackhammer, that's my neighbor drilling his wife's snatch and Manshouting that tomorrow he has to goto the hardware store to buy a tool belt and table saw."
by Adameze November 9, 2012
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manwhorishness

One word to describe a man's actions towards girls
His manwhorishness won't get him far in a relationship.
by anon01 June 18, 2014
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Manthority

To be an authority in all things man.
He's a manthority when it comes to dating.
by Vandalman April 26, 2015
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manchurian gasmask

sit on a girls face, stretch your butthole over her nose, drop ur balls and dick in her mouth, then piss and fart at the same time.
She was bein such a ho, so i gave her a manchurian gasmask and that shut her up.
by S-juice September 16, 2005
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Mansoured

when one male is unknowingly given a "roofie" by another male and taken advantage of sexually
If you hang around the wrong bars, there's a good chance you could get mansoured
by Kaptain Kid January 11, 2012
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