Manitoba

The middle child of Canada.

Just like the middle child of your aunt and uncle's family of 5, Manitoba really has no reasons for anyone to outright dislike them. However, like that meek cousin of yours, there's really no reason to like them too much either. It's quiet, it minds it own business, and has no defining characteristics. Plus it's basically at the geographic centre of Canada.

by Echelon March 25, 2008

The Manitoba Maple

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020

Manitoba Snowplow

A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!

by xkenx January 6, 2007

Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.

Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.

by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009

manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.

Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.

by Mr.W November 28, 2006

Manitoba Block

Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pass and drive at a reasonable speed. This is common throughout the province.

Yeah, sorry I'm late but I was stuck behind a Manitoba Block...

by MXBACC January 21, 2008

manitoba

Often ridiculed prarie province of Canada. Americans have never heard of it because its above the Dakotas (another place they've never heard of), Canadians forget about it because it had only one city and it's near nothing else. Manitobians are an industrious bunch, because they have to take care of themselves. They weather sucks, and if you don't live in Winnipeg, then you're probably near nothing. Winnipeg isn't bad but it had the same reputation as Buffalo or Cleveland in the US, as if its some bad place that everyone should leave. Manitoba's got lots of lakes too.

Manitoba's at the 100th meridian, where the great plains begin.

by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008