poker man

The guy in a group around a fireplace that uses a long metal stick to adjust the position of the log. Commonly found in fireplace videos.

"Hey, I saw someone's hand on the fireplace video!"
"Yeah, that's the poker man"

by Mr. Pie August 27, 2006

Poser Man

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.

William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"

by JackLuvell April 20, 2011

Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.

1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....

by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.

The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.

The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Landson Manpower

The one and only, Submissive and breedable.

Hey that guy is looking submissive and breedable he must be a Landson Manpower

by Do you have some spare change September 30, 2021

Manpower

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by very stinchy vagina master May 1, 2023