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Ben Mallory

The very definition of badass, redneck, hunter, fisherman, coon slayer, confederate, auto mechanic, and pedophile.

Ben *Badass* Mallory, born in 100,000,000B.C., was the original creator of the universe. Forged through fire and coltanium, the strongest metal on earth he made his legendary K20 that he never drives with his bare hands, and created the tech shop where his K20 gets all of its powers.

Ben is also the hardest working individual you can ever meet. He's constantly busy 24/7 and can NEVER be bothered with.

Ben Mallory can get all the women too, whatever he likes, but he usually goes for the younger ones like 1-14 years old. Ben loves em young he says. He likes when they ain't stong enough to get away from him
Ben Mallory drove his K20 to the playground where he gets all the children at
by pp deep rotten June 5, 2018
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malorey

some one who its a totall badass
someone who cant help but pwn everyone around them
by bekky May 4, 2008
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mallorysrangerover

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇
did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? 🤔”
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Mallory

Mallory is the name of an amazing gem that most males wish they could find
She's
Beautiful
Kind
Funny
Talented
Smart
And has the best personality ever

If you have a Mallory you should treat her like the treasure she is
Friend: Do you and that Mallory have a thing going on?
Guy: Well of course we do. Who wouldn't want someone as amazing as her? She's a gem
by MenoliStop December 15, 2016
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mallory

the girl with this name is drop dead gorgeous, has incredible style, looks like a model, is freaking hilarious, and is the most supportive person ever, she also has really cute dogs
“bro mallory is really out here flexing on everyone just by existing
by pimpdaddydrew ;) March 10, 2019
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Mallory

A beautiful person who everyone likes. Full of knowledge, very smart and wise, Mallory is the best person you will know.

She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).

All around an awesome person.

See goddess and perfect .
Ryan: When I was thinking about it
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!
by Beautiful Goddess May 27, 2008
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Mallory

an all-around awesome person, someone you definitely do not want to lose. someone people want to clone to keep for themselves. although stubborn at times, a Mallory is someone you can depend on in pressure situations. over-analyzes things too much. also intelligent.
that mallory over there is so cool. i want her as a best friend!
by mmac809 October 19, 2008
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