Malarkey is a charming term for senseless, exaggerated, or insincere talk. Picture someone telling tall tales, exaggerating their accomplishments, or making up stories that are as far-fetched as a unicorn in your backyard. When you hear malarkey, you're in for a storytelling session that's more fiction than fact, usually with a dash of humor.
Usage Example 1: "Karen claimed she once wrestled a shark while climbing Mount Everest, but everyone knew it was just a bunch of malarkey."
Usage Example 2: "The salesman tried to sell me a car that supposedly flew to the moon. I politely told him to stop with the malarkey and show me something sensible."
Usage Example 2: "The salesman tried to sell me a car that supposedly flew to the moon. I politely told him to stop with the malarkey and show me something sensible."
by dgassadf October 11, 2023
Get the Malarkeymug. "Ooh! How about malarkey?"
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
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(Malarkey won.)
"Caboose, that's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense."
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(Malarkey won.)
by Belbcras June 1, 2018
Get the Malarkeymug. Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.
by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
Get the Malarkeymug. "He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"
"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"
"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."
"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"
"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."
by wh0ry0u October 24, 2011
Get the Malarkeymug. Give me a break! That's a bunch of Malarkey!
by ThoGos October 26, 2020
Get the Malarkeymug. An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.
by sjf206 December 30, 2012
Get the malarkeymug. 
Get the malarkeymug.