malaisha

A Super hot sex appeal. She's strict at times but laid back at most. Guys are all over her.

"That's a Malaisha for you"

by Us here at urban August 24, 2016

Malakismeni

Malakismeni is a greek slang insult (mostly used by cypriots), meaning female wanker or bitch

Bolla malakismeni ginni!

by CyprusRules May 28, 2018

Maleism

slang word for "Masculism"; belief of men's rights and defending the male image from the extremist views of feminist groups. The opposite of Feminism; the male's version of Feminisim

Maleism; slang term used in place of Masculism; belief in the superiority of men; "He's displaying signs of Maleism"

by Ale Kataz January 23, 2009

monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

malasis

A thick, gooey syrup that is collected from a tree.
It is so thick it often takes a few minutes to shake from a bottle.

That girl is as slow as malasis.

by Fuubunny March 10, 2008

Malaesha

A somewhat shy but caring person who will always have your back no matter what. She is very smart, beautiful, unique, and courageous person. Everybody she meets will be jealous of her smarts but might never admit it.

Malaesha is such a good looking person
Malaesha is so smart
Malaesha is super talented

by DjPartyHouseBoss June 8, 2018

Malaesha

Malaesha is a very shy person at first. She has a thick skin and is hard to make friends with. It is worth it when you do make friends with her because she is one of the best ones. She is loyal and will always be dependable. She is funny and easy to makes jokes around. She has her own jokes as well which you need to be careful because you might laugh too hard and have a heart attack. She is able to have serious talks with whether it be about your feelings, politics, or other things.

I miss Malaesha.

by DjPartyHouseBoss January 24, 2019