mattsexual

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

by MCD December 16, 2013

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Mapsexual

MAP = Minor-Attracted Persons
Mapsexual = Pedophile

A: Are you mapsexual?
B: Fuck off I’m not a pedo

by jruam2 January 6, 2022

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Mikasexual

Any person who is a fan of the British Pop Star Mika due to the fact that he is talented, sexy, and/or extremely awesome. Coined due to the fact that Mika will not discuss his sexuality. The idea is that one's sexuality shouldn't matter but that people should be liked due to what they do in their life.

I heard the song "Grace Kelly" the other day and I am officially a Mikasexual.

by Scott Nickley July 19, 2007

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