totes magotes

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

by whitemamba March 30, 2009

Masota

Hot female babe

You are so masota

by jessica Chavarria December 9, 2008

magtash

one one does not shave and there blond 'tash' begins growing passed the top lip, hense having a magtash. hair must be blond or does not work.

'hey have seen frostie today? he's got a right magtash!'
'yh i no hes a right ugly bastard!'

by karl bailey October 29, 2007

magoti

MAGOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa (nigahiga) for "most annoying gamers on the Internet."

MAGOTI
1. The Trolls
A : Dude, Do you got any flashbang?
B : I flashbang yo mom. HUEHUEHUE
A : Dude, that's gross
B : Ur mom gross. PFFTTT
2. The Shitake Mushroom
Example :
-Get Rek'd
-You mad bro?
-Speak english you chinese m*therfuckers
3.The Noob Caller
They look for every single mitsake so that they can call you out on it
Example :
...
"It's mistake not mistake.. you noob"
4. The AFK
.....
5. The Excuses Guy
He/She never wrong
Example :

-My team is so bad
-My computer lag so much
-I'm so drunk right now
5. The Desprate Guy
Example :

Girl : Need Medic
and then every fucktard give her medic
6. The Mic Abuser
The guy who shout loudly, play music etc
7. The Bossy Guy
The guy who get mad at everyone else because they're not doing exactly what he told them to do.
8. Stat Whores
People who only care about themselves did whatever to get a good score but don't give a fuck for a team
9. Rage Quitters
.... kaBOOM!
10. Ur mom. PFFFTTTT

by Okami-maru March 7, 2015

Totes MaGoats

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

by Cojani April 7, 2009

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

manotaur

A manotaur is a female that is highly fit and displaying a high level of muscularity. A manotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a manotaur will not fit the expected cultural norms for what a female should look like.

A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example.

"Wow, look at that manotaur!"

by DarkHorse220 August 4, 2008