Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball is a divination device where you ask the ball a question, shake it, and then it gives you an answer.

But secretly, the answer comes from the Devil because if you take the numbers 1 to 8 (ie: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8) and add them up you get 36 and if you do the same with the numbers from 1 to 36 you get 666! The magic 8 ball is also black which of course everybody knows is the color of evil!

Joey: Hey Magic 8 Ball will I get a date with that hot blond Sally this weekend?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it! (Evil laugh echos in the ethers in the background)

by Sir Sarcasto February 6, 2017

Magic Eight Ball

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".

Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?

by ChasingFire July 2, 2019

Magic 8-Ball

A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.

"Do you remember the bald girl I went out with?"
"Yeah! Did you Magic 8-Ball her?"

by WiseYoungOwl August 12, 2017

Magic Eight Ball Text

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009

magic google ball

To use google to answer any question you might have.

I wasn't sure what to have for breakfast, so I asked the magic google ball, "what should I have for breakfast?" and the first link suggested french toast. It was so good.

by **Liz** April 25, 2008

Magic 8 Ball

Asshole

The Magic 8 Ball is an asshole

by Twentyonesinnersatthedisco August 4, 2017