Macon

A kid who is a bitch and is ass at cod

Macon is a simp

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Macon

1.) A small guy who takes it up the ass by 2 big black guys at once
2.) A very slutty girl; usually from Kansas.

1.) Did you see Macon with Jamal and Tyron?
2.) Guy#1: Dude i Just fucked Macon!!

Guy#2: Me Too.

Guy#3: uh... we triple-team Macon.

by z5096464 February 11, 2010

macon

a douche bag aka someone who is a piece of shit. they normally resemble fat ass cheeks.

Katie: Did you see that boy run by?
Courtney: Yeah, he was a real macon, gross.

by PumpKinSpiCe October 1, 2007

Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Macon GA

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009

Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011

Macon Clark

A guy who tries to rap and normally does it well... but when he fails he epic fails

Dude do you know Macon Clark?
Yeah i hear that he sucks sometimes....

by Brooktree December 7, 2010