Mackintosh's Corollary

Related to Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning. The law states taht people who arrive at a theatre after their performance has started will always have seats in the middle of a row, causing as much annoyance for the other theatregoers as possible.

The Lyttleton Theatre at the NT (London) seems to know which theatregoers will be late, and invoke Mackintosh's Corollary on purpose.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

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Sweaty Macintosh

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.

Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!

by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010

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mr. mackintosh

Basically the greatest math teacher in the history of mankind. Could, and would, teach the entire continent of Asia blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back and still have time to spare. Possibly taught Asians math.

Mr. Mackintosh is the LORD!

by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018

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Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.

Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.

by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013

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