macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex

“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
“wtf does that even mean”

by gookoo December 29, 2019

Macaroniously

ADVERB mac-a-ron-i-ous-ly mak-uh-roh-nee-us-lee

1. Used as an adverb meaning whatever you want it to mean.

2. *Possibly actually means something along the lines of 'Inherently'.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

--Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by hobocamp August 12, 2009

Macaroni Magic

To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.

We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.

by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017

macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

Holy macaroni

An alternative to saying holy mackerel

Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"

by Jayaway August 1, 2016

macaroni and cheese

The best damn thing since sliced bread.

I ate some macaroni and cheese today!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies

A great song made on the DS.

"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"

by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020