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MAC machine

A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).

This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.


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--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
by Ober June 15, 2004
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someone who hits on, or "macks it," to guys or gals often and well
"walter got three girls' numbers in one night! what a mac machine..."
by kelley June 18, 2004
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a pimp; a man who can get numerous girls in one night.
Billy's gotten so many girls tonight...he's a MAC machine!
by katy squared June 14, 2004
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Mac Machine

Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)
That dirty slut was crazy, she's into Mac machines!
by Harm211 May 14, 2018
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"mac machine" a term to describe a money access center otherwise known as ATM that are usually connected to your bank that allows you deposit or withdraw money from your account.
" i need to pull money out, is there a mac machine near?"
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"mac machine" a word used to describe a money access center otherwise known as an ATM used to deposit or withdraw money from.
"i need to pull some money out ,is there a mac machine near?"
by metro-T January 27, 2025
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baby mac mac

slang name for rapper Mac Miller usually used by fan girls
omg I got tickets to see baby mac mac! <3
by chaaaark May 17, 2012
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