My Son

An exclamation used to refer to one's penis, usually an erect one.

When the swimsuit models came, Josh shouted "My Son!" and proceeded to cover his crotch.

by PussySlayer-san August 02, 2019

yo my son

Meaning somebody is a mini you or just act a lot like you

Bryson: I’m going to buy these grills

Dex: ima buy em too they hard

Bryson: Yo my son ! U tryna be like me lol

by Hhttpp.someone October 29, 2017

You are my son

A term used to belittle someone, derived from Nicki Minaj's iconic rap verse "Bitch you my son, go and sit on the potty."

Saying this term usually means this person is beneath you, not on your level, or not worthy of your time. It can also mean that you are in control and this person needs to have several seats.

"You're ugly."
"You are my son, sit down."

by Shadera September 02, 2018

....go on my son!

Soccer term used to shout to a friend/soccer player......used to will them on in the game

"Cantona has the ball........go on my son!"

by Edge August 08, 2003

Who my son?

Something a camper says at the most awkward time and makes everyone wonder what could elicit such a response.

Person 1: Where is he?
Crazy father: WHO MY SON?!!!!!!!

by Your son June 10, 2008

This kid is not my son

IT BASICALLY MEANS THAT SOME RANDOM SPIDER BABY CAME TO YOUR DOOR AND SAID HE IS YOUR SON WHEN HE IS A RANDOM KID

"THIS KID IS NOT MY SON" "yes it is" ":( shut up, its not"

by ThatgirlBianca October 10, 2022

jerred my son

jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up

to use jerred my son you have to squeeze it

by easykoosu April 12, 2019