Mordor

1) a place that it's very hard to get to
2) a mysterious place of power, where the dark elite resides
3) a place that might or might not be real, depending on the definition

"One does not simply <activity> oneself into Mordor." discredits <activity> by stating that it does not live up to one's own impossibly inflated (and potentially misguided) standards.

<CHINA> Im warezing it ;<
<Alakala> One does not simply warez himself into Mordor.
<CHINA> One does not simply use an overused meme to answer me into mordor

by fuqnbastard November 19, 2005

Mordor

1. A barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash, and dust, where the very air you breathe, is a poisonous fume.

Do you know way to Mordor? You've been there before..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Mordor

Another name for the seemingly endless hellscape that is Los Angeles, California. The term applies best at night. It's smoky, dark, and filled with Orcs.

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

by Tyler Norman November 26, 2006

Mordor

A big gaping vagina the size of a hallway.

"One does not simply Slip'n'Slide into Mordor!"

by Cait Sith April 13, 2006

Mordor

A place you don't want to go.

One does not simply waltz into Mordor!

by Barsabus Justus March 20, 2003

mordor

Means good, cool, fun, exciting, sick, sweet, sour

Proper mordor that mate

by jam_jar June 21, 2011

mordor

When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.

Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?

Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!

*Steve shows up*

Steve: Where are we going tonight?

Everyone who knows: The Spot!

by MrKoi May 16, 2007