monitor

A person that spends countless hours infront of the computer, and not meeting his friends, so as to become at one with the computer.

Geeze, that Ace is such a Monitor

by blkbullet February 9, 2005

monitor

such a crush
boom bang
a crush as such
sweet thing

clandestine

keep it quiet
Is that daylight
on the monitor?

by Krkič June 19, 2019

Monitor

A person with a square head.

Adam Pasquerello is a monitor.

by mullettboy August 4, 2009

Monitor

very cool guy, cool very: chill. chilly good guy. he’s a good guy’s

“betel monitor”

by Cac joke February 18, 2025

monitor vagina

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

Monitor Stalking

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.

Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.

by lifeduzt March 11, 2010

monitor screamer

when someone suddenly screams at a computer shop facing the monitor of a computer for like 1 inch apart from his/her face yelling some bad words for some reasons like losing a game or something.

patrick: shit ! mother fucker !

audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.

by bobong magnanakaw January 30, 2010