MLP

Stands for Miss Little Perfect. The most annoying girl ever known in history and portrays herself as hard to get yet has never been sexually active with a boy or close at all. She is in love with herself when no one else in this world likes her. She thinks she is beautiful and stares at herself in the mirror all day naked.

Asian: OMG Blondie, stop being such an MLP
Blondie: Sorry but that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in my entire life.

by Asian and Blondie July 11, 2008

mlp

My Little PonyCollector's term for small plastic horses with brushable manes and tails.

I often go on the MLP trading post.

by Fluttershy April 21, 2005

/mlp/

A board on 4chan dedicated to discussion about, and things related to, the television show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Created by head admin moot after pony-related posts were cluttering up the /co/ and /b/ boards.

I went and checked out /mlp/ and I saw a bunch of pony stuff.

by Dogman15 July 01, 2013

MLPS

"My Lord and Personal Savior"... no religious meaning other than to point out that someone is, in the speaker's opinion, a god.

"It's great to see MLPS Eddie Van Halen looking so healthy again."

by Snowlepp April 01, 2015

mlp

major league pussy referring to the wimpier among us,

you cant do anything properly you absolute mlp

by Alfred James July 05, 2007

mlp

Maltese Labour party, a political party in Malta full of close-minded people.

Why are you mlp?
Because that's what my family always was!

by rainyday June 14, 2008

mlp

Mindless link propagation; as this definition implies, MLP is the aimless or casual sharing of links to websites.

Anne, bored at work, sent Bob an email full of MLP.

by pwolffe October 10, 2005