missi

a rare and enticing creature. most likely a redhead. female. prefers other females. exudes an almost uncomfortable sexiness. one feels powerless and weak in the knees upon seeing her. most interactions result in drooling, inappropriate laughter, fainting, and occasionally pissing oneself. although it is advisable not to take a chance on impressing her (she's out of your league) most cannot help themselves.

chick 1: dude, how'd you get that wet spot on your leg?

chick 2: i swear to god man, i just passed a missi.

chick 1: ooooh. dude, you gotta be more careful. a missi will eat you alive.

chick 2: yeah, but i think i'd like it.

chick 1: dude, you totally would.

by coffee_cake April 12, 2008

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missy

a very awesome chick, who yes happens to look or be high half the time. she constantly cracks joke and sometimes wont shut up. when she does its only to look at you like "what the fuck?" because she thinks you said something stupid. they are fun and can be teases, but are NOT whores. trust me, i know one.

Wow, that girl is such a missy. We should definately chill with her.

by Maditheincredible February 05, 2008

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Missy

A Missy is a real character. Missy's can be found performing strange but hilarious skits for friends, or even perfect strangers, that will leave you wondering "What the F?"... while peeing your pants in laughter. Missy's are true friends that will always be there for you. You are lucky if you know a Missy for they bring sunshine into your day. Though they are odd, they are original and beautiful human beings.

Rachel: "Hey Missy, how you doin over there?"

Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...

(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).

Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).

by Rachel112380 July 12, 2009

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