mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.
1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.
1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.
1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
by asdfghjkl;qwertyuiopzxcvbnm,. July 22, 2010
A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.
by kaamanita April 12, 2011
Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.
My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.
My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.
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by ketsmash October 16, 2017
Acronym used by MacBook Pro owners to show off and to seem/feel superior to their interlocutors, especially if they have PCs.
Mainly when texting.
Mainly when texting.
by MBP showing off owner March 12, 2011
My Big Penis. Easy isn't it, to remember?
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.
Used to simplfy a comment. Often used in dirty talk or simple SMS.
by Maxwell Jones July 03, 2006