Martyn

An old man, with old fashioned mortals.

He's such a Martyn, get with the times

by Old-fashioned April 14, 2019

Martyn

Uncle Martyn, also known as the man who teaches you about life and women.

Where's the nearest lap dancing club? Ask uncle Martyn he will know.

by Uncle Martyn February 12, 2021

Martyn

Martyn loves people that starts with A. Lot of people with name Martyn likes to lie, but they aren’t bad, people with name Martyn are verry kind type of person, in fact the perfect partner for Martyn is probably January Aquarius. People with name Martyn have 2 personalities .

Who is Martyn? Brunette soccer player

by Nobody asked who I am November 21, 2021

MARTYN

Any guy called Martyn is the sexiest in the entire friend group and can steal any grill or guy he/she wants. Martyns are scientifically proven to have mega long PPs. Especially, any Martyn whose surname begins with C. Like Martyn C.

" Oh My Gosh! That grill is dating a Martyn!! "

by Totally not Martyn C. November 23, 2021

Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.

That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!

by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022

Martyn Shrewsbury

Cringe Fraud and Charlatan, that thinks he is henchman, but actually a commie national socialist.

I found a cringe ‘poem’ on facebook with awful spelling, it’s probably written by Martyn Shrewsbury

by Dai Pullen July 14, 2022

Martyn Pritchard

A sexy beast who likes to play Minecraft and eat Jelly beans.

I want a Martyn Pritchard in my life

by SadLittleWetSock January 19, 2017