A.M.J.

Adjust My Junk
When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.

(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)

Ben: (Reaches into pants and maneuvers scrotum)
Jessica: OMG Ben did you just quickly jack off?
Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)

by acc710 November 3, 2015

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

R.I.M.J.O.B

Acronym meaning: Recently Initated Member Joining Our Fraternity

Refers to college students who are newly initated into a greek fraternity.

Is said without the punctuation: “Rimjob”
Plural: “Rimjobs”

“Hey Paul, we’re throwing a rager at the house tonight. Call over the R.I.M.J.O.B ‘s so they know about it!”

by GreekWrangler February 6, 2019

n/m/j/c

Nuthin Much Just Chillin.

T:Wat U Doin?
P:n/m/j/c.
T:Wat Do Dat Mean Dawg?
P:It Mean Nuthin Much Just Chillin.
T:Oh OK Me 2 Dawg.
P:Man U Stupid.LOL............

by Tay409 December 9, 2008

T.M.J.

Often misinterpreted as the acronym for temporomandibular joint disorder, which often results in pain and soreness of the jaw, T.M.J. actually stands for "too many jobs." The jaw is actually sore because the person with T.M.J. has given far too many blow jobs.

"Kortney keeps complaining about her sore jaw, blaming it on her T.M.J., and i couldnt agree more; She gives Too Many Jobs."

by Neilbur October 25, 2009

W.M.J.B

Where’s my juul bro?

A phrase used when somebody misplaced their juul.

Brad: W.M.J.B?
Todd: Idk man, last time I saw it we were are at the frat.

by crazyjuulgurl February 25, 2019

L double M J

A crazy group of four teenagers that have nothing better to do than hang around in an art room after school drawing random shit and crazy fantasy puke on the board then signing it "L double M J" and ditching.

"Dude, this morning I found the whiteboard covered with mutated Pokemon, ducks, and random messages hidden behind student's artwork."

"Any idea who did it?"

"Yeah, L double M J... whoever that is."

by LdoubleMJ's M February 2, 2009