by Stymaster March 04, 2015
Extremely unliked person who at any chance of social interaction does not succeed. Usually found persistantly following a group of people whom strongly dislike him/her. Has few positive aspects of their personality. The term is generally used unreasonabely and excessively in a wide range of situations.
by The Oxford Dik-tionary April 03, 2009
1) Lurk is the act of slaughtering your enemies while remaining concealed in the shadows
2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness
2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness
Guy #1: Dude!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!
by Kermit the Wise June 30, 2010
One who creeps on little boys/children, uses candy as a way to attract people under the age of 8 into his/her house, or one that enjoys watching kids play tag. Basically, it is a mega creep.
A Lurk is a pedophile, swim coach who is older than 40 and teaches kids under 5, B Mulli (that is short anyone who has a mullet), and many people from Alaska.
by jgerth May 17, 2010
by Blub123 March 10, 2020
certain senoirs (usually twins) that:
Spike Freshmen girls drinks.
Ask girl to coffee and then say they're going to hook up with them next weekend.
Giving Freshmen girls rides home thinking they're going to get some the next weekend.
Always talk about getting duss and never do.
And usually bro out way to tough every weekend in the haggens parking lot instead of hooking up with girls like they say they're going to do.
Spike Freshmen girls drinks.
Ask girl to coffee and then say they're going to hook up with them next weekend.
Giving Freshmen girls rides home thinking they're going to get some the next weekend.
Always talk about getting duss and never do.
And usually bro out way to tough every weekend in the haggens parking lot instead of hooking up with girls like they say they're going to do.
Guy1: Man your lurking today.
Guy2: what do you mean bro?
Guy1: You're lurking like a spooner!
Guy2: Oh damn dude my bad... but do you think this freshmen will still get with me?
Guy1: You may want to lurk a little harder.
Guy2: Sweeeeeeeet duder.
Guy2: what do you mean bro?
Guy1: You're lurking like a spooner!
Guy2: Oh damn dude my bad... but do you think this freshmen will still get with me?
Guy1: You may want to lurk a little harder.
Guy2: Sweeeeeeeet duder.
by Thizz faced moose March 26, 2009
A lurk is a person who annoys your head. Often stated if someone is acting like a fool or knocks over a drink. I wouldnt be considered a harsh swear word unless you lower your tone of voice and extend the word. (ie Luuuuuuuuuurk) whilest stareing at the lurk your addressing
by Bridgo October 12, 2007