helga lumpneck

Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.

“DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”

by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021

Lumpiamaniac

A person who is addicted to Lumpia (Spring Roll).

"There's a Lumpiamaniac guy who stole 20 packs of Lumpiang Shanghai with 100pcs each pack."

by Samuel Gamay September 18, 2019

Lumina Studio Theater

A kick-ass acting group in the United States. Not the car. We do Shakespeare, Dickens and random shit made up by our director. We usually (but not always) twist the setting or characters somehow. Lumina is not to be treated casually. We take it seriously. It is not an after-school activity. And not a cult, at all...

"I have a Lumina Studio Theater rehearsal from 12:30 to 3:00 on Saturday."

"Really? That short?"

Or

"What do you do do for fun?"
"I do Lumina."
Or
"Can't you just skip a Lumina rehearsal once?"
"Hahahahahahaha."

by BlackInk April 14, 2010

lumpismo

1. The tendency or act of abruptly changing (or attempting to shift) the topics of discussion or a meeting to a larger, containing category.

2. An abrupt attempt to shift topics to ones only broadly or peripherally related to the original ones.

My companion's constant lumpismo finally sidetracked the whole point of our talk.

by PoppaCrumpalicious February 19, 2018

Remus Lupin

Remus, a.k.a Moony, is a former mysterious professor and werewolf who taught Defense of the Dark Arts in the third Harry Potter book. As a character, he provides a strong and mature father figure for Harry, and his highly charming personality contrasts magnificently with the terrible werewolf he becomes every full moon. As a person, he is thoughtful and compassionate, and is always there to lend a hand. He is also very intelligent, but not without a good sense of humor.

Lupin’s strength, optimistic, and considerate personality gives him the name a “drop dead sexy werewolf ” and makes people like me swoon. FanFics usually describe him as having glowing, very intense, soulful amber eyes with soft shaggy brown hair.

You'll know when you've gone too far obsessing over Moony:

1.) you attempted to perform "Avada Kedavra" on your physciatrist when she told you that Remus was a fictional character =)

2.)Every page in your diary has "Remus is coming for me today" written on it

by DarkRose December 14, 2004

Th'Lumpkin

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.

Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.

by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Sendero Luminoso

A Maoist guerrilla insurgent group formed in Peru in the late 1960s as a splinter group from the communist party of Peru; is among the most ruthless guerilla organizations in the world; seeks to destroy Peruvian institutions and replace them with a Maoist peasant regime; is involved in the cocaine trade; Shining Path has been responsible for 30,000 deaths.

Sendero Luminoso is Spanish for "Shining Path."

by Dancing with Fire September 20, 2013