Lumbard

Someone who is brave enough to simply kill his enemies with kindness and shares his prosperity with those who support his visions.

He's so determined to succeed, the negativity isn't even on his radar. He must be a lumbard.

by Quipsta June 2, 2018

lumbardicked

WHENever you have a fat penis but your balls haven’t dropped. Kinda like playing the packers and jumping into the stands, however you are can’t score a touchdown. So you will never be able to do the “lombardi leap” into the stands.

After a promising doctor’s visit i was thinking my whole life’s journey would be heard, however i was lumbardicked and now my dreams are even more narrow than before.

by jadynpruitt July 23, 2024