Lumberton

Lumberton, Texas is a great place to hang out with friends. Don’t go there on vacation, but go there in the middle of your road trip.

Boyfriend: Hey babe! Your family just invited us to dinner tonight in a place called Lumberton? Where is that?
Girlfriend: Oh, Lumberton. I grew up in Lumberton.

Lumberton by Umlolcanyouseethis? May 26, 2019

Lumberton

Town located in the southern inner banks region of North Carolina. It is infamous for having the highest crime rate in the entire state. It's memed as the best place to move to towards people that want to move to North Carolina. Famous rapper Tupac Shakur's mother was from here.

You gotta stay strapped if you're coming to Lumberton

Lumberton by mangonada935 April 24, 2026

lumberton highschool 

A crappy school full of white people and over pocs that are not black that say the n word and teachers who care about putting them grades in than there students. Everyone is either pregnant or a virgin no in between. every dude that hangs in the hallway after the bells rings sells drugs and is gonna flunk out. Everyone on the football team is failing and here i am trying my best and still failing. And why is every freshmen girl fighting over a guy who is 5'2, he dont care about you. All the white girls dress the same and all the indian people think they white and vote for Trump. all the black girls are cute. there is a rumor that almost all the cute black guys have DEADLY stds, DO BETTER. and why we got flowers that re in better condition than our books. And why are people with no edges and a spoon shaped head talking about people. YALL NEED TO GRADUATE OR AT LEAST HAVE A PLAN BE GET OUT OF LUMBERTON GET OUT OF THE SUNKEN PLACE

Person: you go to lumberton highschool?
Me: sadly

lumberton highschool by Tyrone Kim October 9, 2017

lumberton middle school 

Lumberton middle school is full with

1. Fake crackhead
2. People who vape or juul
3. Fake people
4. Drama

5. Annoying ass teacher's

6. Nasty ass lunch
7. Bitches who think they have ass
And
8. Hoes

As you can see this school is filled with alot of bullshit, just like the town.

"So how's lumberton?"

"Its okay, theres a bunch of hoes, people who juul or vape and bitches who think they have ass"

"Oh, so lumberton middle school is a shitty place?"

"Yeah pretty much"

lumberton middle school by Just Saying Facts Nigga November 19, 2019

Lumberton Middle School 

A place with racist drug dealers and crackheads

Thank god i dont go to Lumberton Middle School

Lumberton Middle School by bshkvdbv May 11, 2022

Lumbersnack 

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.

Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.

Lumbersnack by janellejello June 17, 2018

Lumbersnack 

A cute bearded man who wears flannel

Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.

Lumbersnack by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019