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Lumberton

Lumberton, Texas is a great place to hang out with friends. Don’t go there on vacation, but go there in the middle of your road trip.
Boyfriend: Hey babe! Your family just invited us to dinner tonight in a place called Lumberton? Where is that?
Girlfriend: Oh, Lumberton. I grew up in Lumberton.
by Umlolcanyouseethis? May 26, 2019
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lumberton highschool

A crappy school full of white people and over pocs that are not black that say the n word and teachers who care about putting them grades in than there students. Everyone is either pregnant or a virgin no in between. every dude that hangs in the hallway after the bells rings sells drugs and is gonna flunk out. Everyone on the football team is failing and here i am trying my best and still failing. And why is every freshmen girl fighting over a guy who is 5'2, he dont care about you. All the white girls dress the same and all the indian people think they white and vote for Trump. all the black girls are cute. there is a rumor that almost all the cute black guys have DEADLY stds, DO BETTER. and why we got flowers that re in better condition than our books. And why are people with no edges and a spoon shaped head talking about people. YALL NEED TO GRADUATE OR AT LEAST HAVE A PLAN BE GET OUT OF LUMBERTON GET OUT OF THE SUNKEN PLACE
Person: you go to lumberton highschool?
Me: sadly
by Tyrone Kim October 9, 2017
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lumberton middle school

Lumberton middle school is full with

1. Fake crackhead
2. People who vape or juul
3. Fake people
4. Drama

5. Annoying ass teacher's

6. Nasty ass lunch
7. Bitches who think they have ass
And
8. Hoes

As you can see this school is filled with alot of bullshit, just like the town.
"So how's lumberton?"

"Its okay, theres a bunch of hoes, people who juul or vape and bitches who think they have ass"

"Oh, so lumberton middle school is a shitty place?"

"Yeah pretty much"
by Just Saying Facts Nigga November 19, 2019
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Lumberton Middle School

A place with racist drug dealers and crackheads
by bshkvdbv May 11, 2022
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Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.
Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!
by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012
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Lumbersnack

When your man is outside doing yard work, especially involving cutting down trees and chopping wood and he is looking like a SNACK.
Kyle is outside looking like a lumbersnack.
by janellejello June 17, 2018
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Lumbersnack

A cute bearded man who wears flannel
Wow I love that flannel on him. He's a real lumbersnack.
by Fluffles2122 November 27, 2019
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